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Lows Demotivational Poster


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.

S T U P I D - You can fix your hair...you can fix your face...you can wear the best clothes...but you can't fix STUPID

TAGS: dumber than the law allows boom
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

IllicoPresto - March 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Ahh yes, gasoline and fire. Known in the military as a "Foom Ball."
MO - March 21, 2010, 3:09 pm
Ha! I didn't see her smoking! Whoof!! No more blonde!! Looks more like a burnt match stick now!! Whoof!! Whoof!!
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 3:04 pm
Filling gas while smoking. I know son...she's hawt
[email protected] - March 21, 2010, 2:43 pm
I don't get it



TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am
5 nip it in the bud's


TAGS: strange bedfellows
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:24 pm
Awe5ome! So true! Sad to hear about the name Josh, I liked that name. Although I'm a little prejudiced to the name Jared, on account of that being my d-bag brother's name, LOL!
JesusWept - August 20, 2015, 6:24 am
Ok, i give up. I don't get it!
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:47 am
s-o-o-o, I guess ‘every kiss begins with Jared’ would be out too...I s’pose... glad ta see you hobble back, ya ol’ bat
lgvernon - August 19, 2015, 10:30 pm

Taking the Subway came to mind as a title, but I couldn't think of anything to add that wouldn't have landed me on the dark side. Nice to be back.
Greeny - August 19, 2015, 9:51 pm
There's a bologna & mayo joke in there somewhere... nice seein'ya again LG


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!

I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?


TAGS: monday hungover work blows monkey
Rating: 4.7/5

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GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 8:42 am
I thought Mondays were no "R" days, did I miss the memo where "N's" were addded to the list too? Oh, it's a faceplant poster....nevermind. 5L
motinet - December 21, 2010, 7:43 am

Attitude monkey has an attitude LOL
Claire - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
I thought that was Rerun?
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 12:57 am
Remember Claire, Face can't spell to save his azz.
Claire - December 21, 2010, 12:47 am
Mod- days? Or a clever combination of Motifake and day to make MOday?


TAGS: imagine blows reality laid everywhere
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
or a few b5cks, or a roofie, for that matter :)


TAGS: except when the wind blows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Seriously, and we think that we have it bad... Nice one Lgvernon!
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:08 pm

Humor always seems to come on the darkest nights.
GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:50 am
Oh, Geez, Linda, assuming humor applied here, I too have taken some (OK, all) of the group of dust bowl pics and went to the depths of dark humor with ‘em….now I may have the courage to post them….yeah, right. 5Ls to ya
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 7:56 am
Sad Picture !


TAGS: dirty pillows burn hell cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

madmd - March 14, 2011, 10:35 am
I think they're really balloons, I see complete blue through the shirt.
guyfox - March 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
they're so huge they can't be natural
Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 10:28 pm
Why not?
guyfox - March 12, 2011, 7:21 pm
they can't be real can they?

ANTI-SOCIAL - as if social networking wasn't anti-social enough

MORAL SUPPORT - Humans are so dumb.

TAGS: dumb as thelaw allows
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Claire - March 21, 2010, 10:36 pm

BRUNETTES - In Yellowstone, buffalo kill more people than any other animal. Who says blondes have more fun?



TAGS: true love swallows
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

IllicoPresto - August 13, 2010, 4:49 pm
African or European?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
And, it's not a matter of where she grips it!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:50 pm
FTW! I always wanted to move to Capistrano, but the wife said NO!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Ah, so beautifully done. 5/5
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:25 pm

HUGE LOLZ!!!!!!!!

TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else

TAGS: teamwork allows blame someone
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 10, 2010, 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 11:59 am
Good one.

GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT - Stop making Motifakes! I said. So he said, I'm going on a quest! Boy... do I feel dumb.

TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:02 pm
LOL! How did you get those springs into you?
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 1:01 pm
Reminds me of that frat party... at least I think I remember it.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 11:39 am
Heh. For some reason I'm reminded of the band Muse. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:54 am
I see this, and for some reason I think KFD 5L


-50c and beyond -

TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some hot cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold shot, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S


TAGS: the past calendar swallows everything
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 6:43 am


TAGS: thar she blows thar she blows again racing through my brain i just cant explain
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 7:42 pm
LOL! 5


TAGS: burnt my marshmallows
Rating: 3.1/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 pm
ARSCH-mallows would have been a 5....
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:29 pm
Now the are definitely Stay Puffed...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:23 pm
In that case.......keep your junk out of the fire...2L

JAPAN - bleach the game now kill hollows and humans

TAGS: bleach game motifake hollows human
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:31 pm


TAGS: thar she blows
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

THEBRAT - August 3, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMAO...Good one... :)
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:15 pm
So true! Very nice space! 5L!

A STAIRCASE A DAY - keeps the Greybeards away

TAGS: slows them down at least
Rating: 4.79/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 2:39 am
Yes, instead of the Greybeards, Cubby will cum. Or, perhaps you're a little old for that list. P.S. There are no misspellings here.
Bolverk - January 18, 2011, 12:08 pm
I could follow THAT veiw all day
IllicoPresto - October 8, 2010, 11:52 am
A staircase! And a backpack! How do you guys ever see those things?
Gaviota - October 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
If someone like this looked at me like that, I'd think I'd have a heart attack before I set foot on the stairs.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:24 pm
I'm waiting at the top... Guinness in hand. She'll be tired when she gets up here. Easier to.... influence.
forseti - October 2, 2010, 6:34 am
Holy Shit, what a fantastic rucksack! I love the Hibiscus flowers!
smalltownguy - October 1, 2010, 7:38 pm
love that little diamond of light creeping through the middle
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:33 pm

yo know..If I was chasing this up the stairs daily I would be in much better shape...and probably have a few more kids.



TAGS: dreams cubby zombies marshmellows flip flops
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 9:47 pm
Glad ya like it cub. I had seen this in the fodder folder and not seen a fake made of it, so this was the first thing that came to mind.
Cubbybear - August 6, 2010, 9:24 pm
This is how we get that sexy hawt look on the School Girl's face...we disgust them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2010, 5:57 pm
Overworked and underpaid...mostly overworked.....sorry I haven't been around guys....
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
ROR! Nice, how you doing mofo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
LOL...I was actually gonna say Beiber but I wasn't sure of the spelling.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
No no no....Maybe the Beiber, but not Efron. He is to old for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2010, 5:19 pm
Humor?.....and I hacked your computer and found those Zac Efron pics.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 5:01 pm
Why you gotta make it a ghey thing Moooooooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2010, 4:56 pm
Flip flops?...Marshmallows?.....Clearly you have latent homosexual tendencies. 5L

CLOUD STALKER - heart pounding,pulse racing. Waiting for you talk to me, but you only think I'm creepy. Yes...I'm am.


TAGS: mad men make lowsy chefs
Rating: 4.29/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:10 pm
Good one. 5 L's.

THE DARWIN AWARD - ...and the gold medal goes to...you didn't want Grandkids anyway!


SPRING GIRL - Warm wind blows her hair… Smells the way the Taj Mahal Looks in the moonlight.

TAGS: warm wind blows her hair smells the way the taj mahal looks in the moonlight
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:52 am
Thanks. Aim those at Culos....he's into that sorta thing.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 1:47 am
Thanks... Then I will refrain from farting in your general direction!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:43 am
Silly English Kniiiiiniiiiggghiiitt!. I like your sense of humor Chef.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
Thanks... your comment smells of elderberries.
Derek - June 6, 2010, 5:58 am
That's beautiful Chef
Chef - June 2, 2010, 1:25 am
It tastes like a rainbow in the dark and sounds like purpose... feels kinda like an optical illusion or a metaphor...
Derek - June 1, 2010, 8:51 pm
What does the word "synesthete" taste like, Chef?

PRETTY IN PINK? - This is why Paris Hilton should never do acid.


TAGS: double gimmie bashing russians for being dumber than the law allows 2 assignments in one
Rating: 3.42/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
There's nothing wrong with Murmansk. I lived there for 10 years, and that's what it looks like in the Fall.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 8:52 am
How about North Dakota....... not quite Canada, but just American enough yet to spot a few of our proud illegals freezing outside, ha!!
CANADA - March 21, 2010, 11:03 pm
8m of snow for more that 200 days?!?! I'm in love!

OH MY, MY! - I see my ex-wife got her old job back designing toys!

TAGS: scarry monster spits not swallows
Rating: 2/5

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Reality Lord - November 26, 2010, 5:05 pm

argh...i know i'm going to hear about it. i gave you a 5L on this dude...where you got the pic of my ex-wife is beyond me. demotivational and funny.


TAGS: gallows crankyhead
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - October 22, 2010, 6:35 pm
Now thats a timmy swing. Strong branch and tight rope, lets have fun tonight!

SERENITY - May conceal an underlying fury YELLOWSTONE

TAGS: yellowstone
Rating: 4.57/5

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CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 12:13 am
Yep, a man who seems calm and slow to anger may be so because he has a terrible temper that he's keeping control of.


TAGS: those aren t two pillows
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 9:13 pm
Damn, but you guys are goofy!
mariand - November 22, 2012, 7:06 pm
lol Gary... they invented hands free... Don't you try to trick us...

CHEATING GETS YOU NO WHERE - That explains why Nancy is never invited to any sleepovers and pillow fights.

TAGS: cheating pillows sleepover explains invited
Rating: 3.6/5

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MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:07 am
Thanks dy and sorry for the flashbacks
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 3:04 am
nyahaha nice one, but this reminds me of viral video of a mother hitting her child with a pillow... so sad ..I guess it's postpartum kicking in


TAGS: emma watson 3d deathly hallows
Rating: 3.59/5

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Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:39 pm
Funny how it your other comment (186053) you say go back into your holes but obviously you either live in a whole and mommy just got you the internet because you don't know who this is. Y don't you just bugger off and piss in someone eles cherrios
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:29 pm
i dont get it. she looks hot, but i dont get the face, names, or references. Some random porn chick?

THE WIFE - "Just as I surely knew, I couldn't OUT-RUN a BEAR! I could surely out-run my HUSBAND!!"

Just get away from me -

TAGS: whos the bigger fool the fool himself or the fool that follows him
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - July 15, 2016, 9:28 pm
Nice take on an old warm fuzzy saying----truly demotivated that annoying piece of tripe like a BOSS! Definite ^!
Silverheart - July 15, 2016, 7:30 pm

Thanks. One of the filters in GIMP called mosaic.
Rick69 - July 15, 2016, 6:51 pm
Your borders are outstanding.

throw pillows -

TAGS: throw pillows bed floor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

mizzdizz - December 29, 2016, 5:35 am
I always thought that particular decorative statement was way too much, and the small pillows are always rock hard. How useless is that? chuckle, chuckle...^!


Plague rolls in -

TAGS: when the wind blows plague zombie holocaust motifake calendar daily theme july 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2015, 12:08 pm

You so faaaaat... -

Cat -

TAGS: great prank lowsy joke
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 30, 2014, 6:51 am
and soup... remember? 151435
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:18 pm
They call that, karne na kambing here, pretty common meal. But, in the Philippines, if it moves slower than you, it is dinner.
lgvernon - October 29, 2014, 11:09 pm

Actually, I prefer chivo~~goat meat. Makes durn fine tacos. Cats make great egg rolls.
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 10:34 pm
Don't like cats? You're missing a culinary treat, they make the best tacos! 5

THE HELL YOU SAY - 20" tongue and single; I'm Betty White and 109 years old, this could work

TAGS: strange bedfellows
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:23 pm
Thx, Miss Priss, I think Betty White might find it amusing as well.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:41 am
First 5L belly laugh of the morning...thanks!